you have my word 是什麼意思

一隻蜜蜂

7月 22, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

FAMILY GUY | Bird is the Word! | FOX BROADCASTING - YouTube年輕夫婦在天體海灘享受日光浴， 突然一隻蜜蜂鑽進太太的私處。 丈夫連忙拿毯子蓋住太太，抱上車，一路飆到醫院。 經過醫生檢查，因為蜜蜂跑得太進去，所以用鑷子夾不出來 醫生建議丈夫把蜂蜜塗在龜頭上，進入太太體內去引誘蜜蜂， 只要一感覺到刺痛，立刻抽出。可是丈夫太緊張了，一直無法勃起。 「如果兩位都不反對Subscribe now for more Family Guy clips: http://fox.tv/SubscribeFOX Don't miss an all-new episode of Family Guy, Sundays at 9/8c, on FOX! Like Family Guy on Facebook: http://fox.tv/FamilyGuy_FB Follow Family Guy on Twitter: http://fox.tv/FamilyGuy_Twitter...

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俗話說

7月 22, 2013

彭靜菱

kuso

A Common Word Between Us and You - Official Site1、俗話說：兔子不吃窩邊草；可俗話又說：近水樓台先得月!2、俗話說：宰相肚裡能撐船；可俗話又說：有仇不報非君子!3、俗話說：人不犯我，我不犯人；可俗話又說：先下手為強，後下手遭殃!4、俗話說：男子漢大丈夫，寧死不屈；可俗話又說：男子漢大丈夫，能屈能伸!5、俗話說：打狗還得看主人；可俗話又說：殺雞給猴Unprecedented Global Acceptance Since the launch of A Common Word, hundreds of Muslim and Christian scholars, leaders and intellectuals have approved and commented on the initiative; including H.H. the Pope and many grand muftis. The ACW Letter »...

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通往天堂的鑰匙

7月 22, 2013

何新冬

kuso

Dr. Oz Explains What's Making You Cranky三個人下了地獄，一個農夫，一個工人，一個妓女。 閻王問農夫：你生前做過什麼好事沒有？ 農夫說：我種了好多糧食，養活了好多人！ 閻王說好，就給了他一把金鑰匙，表示通往天堂的鑰匙。 然後閻王繼續問工人：你生前做過什麼好事沒有？ 工人說：我生產了好多東西給NEWSLETTERS SIGN UP FOR NEWSLETTERS TODAY AND ENJOY THE BENEFITS. Stay up to date with the latest trends that matter to you most. Have expert advice and tips delivered directly to you. Be in the know on current and upcoming trends. VIEW ALL ......

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看看冷笑話吧 ~~

7月 22, 2013

王妙萱

kuso

My Right Word嫌冬天不夠冷嗎? 那就看看冷笑話吧 ~~ 有一天咖啡杯和玻璃杯一同去公園玩。 當它們一同橫過馬路去公園的時候， 突然有一輛開得很快的汽車衝向它們， 當時有一好心人從後大叫：喂！小心呀！有車呀！ 可是不幸的事始終發生，玻璃杯給撞散了，&nbssingled out MKs whose visits to the site have been accompanied by posts on social media...these lawmakers’ intentions were to “provoke and make remarks about changing the law on the Temple Mount [that allows Jewish visitors but bars them from praying ther...

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刀削麵

7月 22, 2013

郭靖萍

kuso

The Word Among Us - Official Site前一段時間我同事在刀削麵館叫了一份小碗刀削麵，吃完後覺得不飽（註：大碗80塊，小碗50塊），然後換了一家餐廳吃飯。結果碰上熟人，一起吃飯，人很多，而且還喝酒，吃完了他結帳，完了說不爽，要去打牌刺激下，然後去賓館就開了房子打牌。 結果打到2點的時候，別人已經贏的不想在打了，各自回家，就剩下他Today's Meditation: John 17:1-11 Give glory to your son. (John 17:1) Have you ever seen someone grandstand? You know, trying to grab all the attention for themselves? Some athletes do it after a big game. Some political leaders do it by staging photo ops ...

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酒後駕駛

7月 22, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

The Princess Bride (1987) - Quotes - IMDb一個人騎摩托車喜歡反穿衣服，就是把口子在後面扣上，可以擋風。 一天他酒後駕駛，翻了，一頭栽在路旁。 警察趕到： 警察甲：好嚴重的車禍。 警察乙：是啊，腦袋都撞到後面去了。 警察甲：嗯，還有呼吸，我們幫他把頭轉回來吧。 警察乙：好.....一Inigo Montoya: But, I promise I will not kill you until you reach the top. Man in Black: That's VERY comforting, but I'm afraid you'll just have to wait. Inigo Montoya: I hate waiting. I could give you my word as a Spaniard. Man in Black: No good. I've kn...

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