you have my word 是什麼意思

母親節快到了

3月 18, 2013

黃懷雙

kuso

FAMILY GUY | Bird is the Word! | FOX BROADCASTING - YouTube    母親節到了，小明看見媽媽在廚房洗碗。小明：「媽，今天是母親節，你不要洗碗，去休息吧！」媽媽感動地拿起旁邊的手帕，準備要擦眼淚時…小明：「留著明天再洗吧！」Subscribe now for more Family Guy clips: http://fox.tv/SubscribeFOX Don't miss an all-new episode of Family Guy, Sundays at 9/8c, on FOX! Like Family Guy on Facebook: http://fox.tv/FamilyGuy_FB Follow Family Guy on Twitter: http://fox.tv/FamilyGuy_Twitter...

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哪一個比較痛？

3月 18, 2013

劉安竹

kuso

A Common Word Between Us and You - Official Site  榴槤打頭、石頭打頭，哪一個比較痛？  答案：頭比較痛。Unprecedented Global Acceptance Since the launch of A Common Word, hundreds of Muslim and Christian scholars, leaders and intellectuals have approved and commented on the initiative; including H.H. the Pope and many grand muftis. The ACW Letter »...

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還是沒有救…

3月 18, 2013

范姜孤桃

kuso

Dr. Oz Explains What's Making You Cranky    某天下大雨，精神病患們都跑出去淋雨，說是在洗澡…只有一位病人還待在室內。醫生：「你比他們正常多了喔！」那病人回答：「我哪像他們那麼笨？我要等熱水出來再去洗。」   NEWSLETTERS SIGN UP FOR NEWSLETTERS TODAY AND ENJOY THE BENEFITS. Stay up to date with the latest trends that matter to you most. Have expert advice and tips delivered directly to you. Be in the know on current and upcoming trends. VIEW ALL ......

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最醜的一幅畫

3月 18, 2013

彭香珍

kuso

My Right Word  一對夫妻到美術館。近視很深的太太走到一幅畫前，對先生說：「這是我看過最醜的一幅畫！」先生：「那不是畫，那是鏡子。」singled out MKs whose visits to the site have been accompanied by posts on social media...these lawmakers’ intentions were to “provoke and make remarks about changing the law on the Temple Mount [that allows Jewish visitors but bars them from praying ther...

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希拉蕊床底下的秘密

3月 18, 2013

郭從芙

kuso

The Word Among Us - Official Site希拉蕊目前正為民主黨總統候選人初選而陷入苦戰，聽說，有部份的原因是因為她的 >>> >>> 姓氏'克林頓'所造成的，以下的笑話可能有點殺傷力...>>>>>>>>> 床底下的秘密>>>>>>>>>>>> 比爾 (克林頓) 和希拉蕊當年結婚的時候，新婚之夜，比爾放了一個大紙盒在他們Today's Meditation: John 17:1-11 Give glory to your son. (John 17:1) Have you ever seen someone grandstand? You know, trying to grab all the attention for themselves? Some athletes do it after a big game. Some political leaders do it by staging photo ops ...

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今天去Google面試，說了五個字就被攆出來了

3月 18, 2013

何憶青

kuso

The Princess Bride (1987) - Quotes - IMDb今天去Google面試，說了五個字就被攆出來了考官:妳是怎?知道我們招聘信息的？我:百度上搜的。考官:出去！今天去女廁所小便，我說了6個字就被攆出來了美眉：妳進來幹嘛？我：男廁所怎?走？美眉：出去！今天去肯得基，我說了5個字就被攆出來了MM:點什?？我：兩盒麥樂雞MM: 出去！今天去肯德基面試，問我Inigo Montoya: But, I promise I will not kill you until you reach the top. Man in Black: That's VERY comforting, but I'm afraid you'll just have to wait. Inigo Montoya: I hate waiting. I could give you my word as a Spaniard. Man in Black: No good. I've kn...

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