zombie vs plant

胸軟心軟

3月 29, 2013

梁寄瑤

kuso

Plants vs. Zombies - PopCap Games有位男士在飯店大廳，當他往櫃檯方向走去時，不小心撞到了一位女士，而且是手肘碰到了她的胸部，男士轉過身去說：「女士，如果妳的心跟妳的胸部一樣軟的話，妳一定會原諒我的。」女士回答說「如果你『那話兒』跟你的手肘一樣硬的話，我在1221號房。」電腦課，有個男生和鄰座女生講話，結果被老師罵老師：「做什麼？」男Plants vs. Zombies Stem a Zombie Attack on Your Yard! A mob of fun-loving zombies is about to invade your home, and your only defense is an arsenal of 49 zombie-zapping plants. Use Peashooters, Wall-nuts, Cherry Bombs and more to slow down, confuse ......

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檸檬的功用

3月 29, 2013

蔡涵天

kuso

Plants vs. Zombies – Play Online for Free | PopCap Games檸檬的功用 兵荒馬亂中，在樹林邊一個騎兵逮住一個正要躲藏的美麗修女 美麗修女經過一番掙 扎，還是難逃魔掌。 後來回到修道院，修女顫驚的對住持說： 「那可惡的男人很快 的捉住我，並剝光了我的衣服，把我丟進了枯草堆中．．． 住持，你說以後我再碰到這種事時Play Plants vs. Zombies, the fun-dead action-strategy hit that’s won over 30 Game of the Year awards! Think fast and plant faster. ... Games Plants vs. Zombies Bejeweled Solitaire Blitz Peggle All Games Company Info About Us Terms of Service (New) Privacy...

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老闆要裁員的10個藉口，請小心回答！

3月 29, 2013

王映夏

kuso

Plants vs. Zombies | Pogo.com當老闆問你,,今天忙不忙時，你怎麼回答呢？第一家公司老闆：小張，今天工作忙不忙？小張：不忙。下班時老闆對小張說：你明天不用來了。小張：為什麼？老闆：因為你不能多為公司幹事情，所以才會不忙，公司要你何用？-------------------------------------------------Play Plants vs. Zombies on Pogo! Stem the zombie attack and save your home in this addicting strategy game play online or download free! ... * Limited time free trial. Trial time is subject to change. Free Pogo account required. Trial is limited to one pe...

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狗小脾氣大

3月 29, 2013

張易旋

kuso

Plants vs. Zombies™ | GameHouse - Find the best free high-quality games on GameHouse! | GameHous早晨起得早，就出去跑了一會兒步。路過一家早點鋪，看見人很多，一想肯定做得不錯，於是就坐了下來要了一籠包子。正坐著等呢，一個老大媽牽著一隻小狗坐到了我的對面，這隻小狗很特別，長得小巧玲瓏，兩個耳朵尖尖地豎立著，活像一個「微縮」型的小鹿。 只見大媽對它說：「坐下，等著吃飯。」它還真聽話，老老實實地坐在地Plants vs. Zombies is one of the best games on GameHouse! Defend your house against hordes of zombies and stop them before it's too late! ... Voted MOST INNOVATIVE GAME and BEST CHARACTER DESIGN at the 2010 Great Games Awards! Plant powerful ......

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女人有4肢 男人有5肢

3月 29, 2013

謝半松

kuso

Plants vs. Zombies Wiki小明和小華在聊天......小明:女人有4肢,男人有5肢小華:可以理解小明:那一個男人和一個女人在一起共有幾肢?小華:8肢啊...不然是9肢嗎??小明:答案是8肢9肢8肢9肢8肢9肢8肢9肢8肢9肢8肢9肢8肢9肢8肢9肢8肢9肢8肢9肢8肢9肢8肢9肢8肢..........在某間大學內，有一個教Plants vs. Zombies Wiki is an encyclopedia about Plants vs. Zombies. Anybody can edit this to share your knowledge about the game! ... Welcome to the Plants vs. Zombies Wiki A wiki and encyclopedia based on the Plants vs. Zombies series, a tower defense v...

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乳房有多少種？

3月 29, 2013

陳覓雪

kuso

Plants vs. Zombies on the App Store on iTunes乳房有多少種？一家人正在享用晚餐。兒子問父親：「爸，乳房有多少種？」父親有點驚訝，答：「孩子，一共有三種乳房。當女人在20多歲時，她們的胸部就像蜜瓜般，又圓又結實；當她們在30歲到40歲左右時，胸部就像梨子，仍然美麗，可是有點下垂。50歲過後，她們(的胸部)就像洋蔥。」「洋蔥？」「是的，當你看到她們Read reviews, get customer ratings, see screenshots, and learn more about Plants vs. Zombies on the App Store. Download Plants vs. Zombies and enjoy it on your iPhone, iPad ......

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